Shashi thought embracing austerity was crass
Flying economy was like travelling cattle class
Before he could say Twitter
His party had the jitters
And Holy Cows are not going to let this one pass.
Ghulam Nabi Azad did everything he could do
Advising the nation about watching TV too
So to curb the population
The health ministery of the nation
Went to Mexico and imported Swine Flu.
Television’s gain is cinemas loss
Big money sends everything else for a toss
Reality TV is in fashion
It’s everyone’s current passion
And Big B now stands for Big Boss.