Limericks

( 1.)

Shashi thought embracing austerity was crass

Flying economy was like travelling cattle class

Before he could say Twitter

His party had the jitters

And Holy Cows are not going to let this one pass.

(2.)

Ghulam Nabi Azad did everything he could do

Advising the nation about watching TV too

So to curb the population

The health ministery of the nation

Went to Mexico and imported Swine Flu.

(3.)

Television’s gain is cinemas loss

Big money sends everything else for a toss

Reality TV is in fashion

It’s everyone’s current passion

And Big B now stands for Big Boss.