English language- massacred

Okay, if you were under the impression that only we Indians used English incorrectly, here are a few examples of  unintended bloopers from round the world.
  
        
 Airline  ticket office,  Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR  BAGS  AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.   

In a  Bangkok  temple  :
IT IS  FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A  FOREIGNER, IF  DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail   lounge ,  Norway  :
LADIES ARE  REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE   BAR.
Doctors   office, Rome :
SPECIALIST  IN WOMEN AND  OTHER DISEASES.
Dry   cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR  TROUSERS  HERE FOR THE BEST  RESULTS.
In a  Nairobi    restaurant :
CUSTOMERS  WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE  OUGHT TO SEE THE  MANAGER.
On the  main  road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi   :
TAKE NOTICE:   WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS   IMPASSABLE.
On a  poster  at Kencom :
ARE YOU AN  ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF  SO WE CAN  HELP.
In a  City  restaurant :
OPEN SEVEN  DAYS A WEEK AND  WEEKENDS.
In  a  cemetery :
PERSONS ARE  PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS  FROM ANY BUT  THEIR OWN  GRAVES.
Tokyo   hotel's rules and regulations :
GUESTS ARE  REQUESTED NOT TO  SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING  BEHAVIOURS IN  BED.
On the  menu  of a Swiss restaurant :
OUR WINES  LEAVE YOU NOTHING  TO HOPE FOR.
In a  Tokyo    bar :
SPECIAL  COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH   NUTS.
Hotel  ,  Yugoslavia  :
THE FLATTENING OF  UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF  THE  CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel ,   Japan :
YOU  ARE  INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE   CHAMBERMAID.
In the  lobby  of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian  Orthodox  monastery :
YOU ARE  WELCOME TO VISIT THE  CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS  RUSSIAN AND SOVIET  COMPOSERS,      ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT   THURSDAY.
A  sign  posted in Germany 's Black  Forest   :
IT IS  STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR  BLACK  FOREST  CAMPING  SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT   SEX,       FOR INSTANCE, MEN  AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS  THEY  ARE MARRIED WITH   EACH  OTHER  FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Hotel,   Zurich  :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF  ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE  OPPOSITE SEX IN THE  BEDROOM, IT  IS  SUGGESTED  THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS   PURPOSE.
Advertisement  for donkey rides,  Thailand :
WOULD YOU   LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
A laundry  in  Rome :
LADIES,  LEAVE YOUR  CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON  HAVING A GOOD  TIME.